Why Is Everyone Suddenly Sexually Attracted to Inanimate Objects?

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Courtesy of Normal People/Hulu; Bridgerton/Netflix
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The spoon in question.
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Courtesy Bridgerton/Netflix

Emily Kirkpatrick is a writer for hire currently covering all things Vanities at Vanity Fair.

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